zeldathemes
Hey there! 23 year old American Simmer! This is my Simblr/Personal blog! Be warned that it's not all sims stuff I post or reblog!
You know what I am, and you know what I want.

beaverhausenx:

Momo’s PERFECT edit of Alesso’s Hour Glass, Female T-E

V1 texture by Pooklet, EA base by Anubis

Download

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orevet:

gentlemanbones:

jawnsolo:

baturday:

Baby bat gets the hiccups

i giggled like a schoolgirl

"I hope the ASPCA isn’t watching."

"I really did not mean to do that."

cheatsy:

helena:

cheatsy:

that “so a brony tried hitting on me in a coffeeshop” post is one of the least real things ive ever read on this site

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FUCK

createaworldblog:

Here’s a mod to stop the game placing the expansion pack venues when starting a new world. I’ve set it so that it only places Seasons festival lots. It really improves load times for me.

Just stick it in the mods folder and you’re good to go!

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Watch it!!! You won’t regret it!!
I lie through my teeth. You will. When you’re crying on your bedroom floor rocking back and forth and clutching yourself you will regret ever watching anything I ever recommend to you (via markrentoned)
guys: uh why do girls care so much about being skinny? it's so annoying
guys: ew fat chicks
guys: why do girls care so much about shopping and romance and nail polish lol so annoying
guys: ew crazy butch lesbian manly feminazis why can't they act more feminine lol
guys: why do girls wear makeup they look so much better without it
guys: oh i'm so sorry are you sick? tired? dying?
guys: haha girls suck at math/science/sports
guys: a girl who does math/science/sports? well? get back in the kitchen that shits not gonna get you a husband
guys: why are girls so sensitive when we look at their boobs or something c'mon with that top you're asking for it
guys: oh my god a gay guy just hit on me how fucking disgusting what a creeper doesn't he have any boundaries?

debilitati0n:

bettervillains:

life-at-taco-bell:

You would think that teenagers would be the rudest customers when really it’s mostly old, middle-aged people. 

  

The elderly are either adorable or the wrinkly reincarnation of Satan there is no in between

angrynerdyblogger:

I wish there was some sort of blanket you could cover yourself with but it didn’t make you warm it just provided the sensation of being covered because some nights it’s just too hot for a blanket but I need something covering me so it’s a choice between boiling to death or being completely vulnerable to monsters

faboratory:

sleepthroughthealarm:

i’m on a baby names website to name a character

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one of these things is not like the other

yeah i mean who the frick would name their kid shaelynn

spinsterprivilege:

cinnamonxwolf:

iswearimnotnaked:

If you live anywhere near Evansville Indiana please be safe because apparently 10 women have been abducted and now they’re saying it’s a possible serial killer sO please don’t go anywhere alone

THANK GOD PEOPLE REBLOGGED THIS BECAUSE I’M NOT FAR FROM THERE AND THERES NO FUCKING INFORMATION OUT ABOUT THIS RIGHT NOW THANKS AGAIN TUMBLR FOR TELLING ME MORE THAN ANY NEWS SOURCE EVER WOULD

Southwestern Indiana be careful!!!